he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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