shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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