Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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