i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Quick, to the slutcave!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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