its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
