oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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