U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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