just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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