Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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