forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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