My nipple is on Facebook.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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