weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I bet he comes in French.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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