I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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