No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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