Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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