Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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