She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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