At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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