Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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