Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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