I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
false alarm, still single
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