Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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