So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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