Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize