Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
How external is "for external use only"?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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