STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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