her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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