Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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