4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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