office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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