i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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