She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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