I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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