but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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