Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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