you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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