I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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