The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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