When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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