Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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