Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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