she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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