Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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