We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think my moral compass just broke
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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