did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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