5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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