CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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