I just made out with a guy for $7.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
two words: eviction party
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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