it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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