OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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