so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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