You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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